I Might Need a Double Shot of Tequila First

Can you believe it's Skinny Ass' birthday tomorrow?

I have to confess - I didn't do a great job of planning this Vegas trip... I've been crazy swamped with work and all. Hell - I haven't even gotten him a birthday present. Big Bertha golf balls from the kids, but...

He's turning FORTY!

I had to get him something else. So in case you've been wondering where the hell I've been and why I haven't been around much, it's mostly because I've been trying to cover my ass be a good wife. (But I promise to catch up with all of you soon!)

So guess what I finally got lined up for the Skinny Ass?

He wanted 'em - tickets for Phantom of the Opera - front and center. I'm so excited! And I had to throw an erotic show in there, so we booked Fantasy - and got front and center - again! lol - Fantasy is supposed to be the "only adult revue designed specifically for couples," so this should be interesting. ;)

Personally, I wanted to see the Silver Pouch at Zumanity again, but - oh yeah - it's not MY birthday. ;)

I'm also thinking of getting him a tattoo - since I have three and he has, uh, NONE. But I'm still trying to figure out what kind of artwork to pick for him... He can't decide either, so he's leaving it up to me. Holler if you have any ideas?

So we've got Phantom, Fantasy and a tat. And while this is all nice and dandy, I still wanted to surprise him somehow. Especially since I'm the only one who's ever been able to do so...

He left today since he has a business class to attend in the morning. But I don't get there til tomorrow, and since I HATE taking taxi's - we decided that I'd be the one to rent the car out. Which actually works out perfectly - coz I need to get my ass over to Planet Hollywood for the one trick I have left up my sleeve.

So while he's looking at an LCD projector in an air conditioned meeting room, I'm gonna be looking at a pole at the V Theatre. Trying to figure out how the hell I'm supposed to wrap my legs around it.

Yep - this WAHM is going full force with Stripper 101.

OMG. I can't believe I just said that out loud.

Wish me luck! And some balls - I sure am gonna need 'em. Tequila, anyone? ;)


P.S. If you're here for Scrapbook Saturday, head on over to Nothing But Purple for Mr. Linky. Special thanks to Jess for hosting again - will catch up with all of you, and "A Divided Spirit," when I get back next week!