OMG. I can't count how many times people tried to cut in line, from in front of us, from the side...
I personally try to stay outta trouble, but...
Dear Line Hoppers,
You must think I'm here for the view - standing with my boys in the sweltering heat in front of a kiddie ride. Please don't try to cut in front of me.
Don't stand behind me and then tell your little ones in a foreign language to scoot up to the front - cutting in front of my kids and the others.
I WILL stop you. You and your kids.
Truly,
~MammaDawg (You know, that biatch with the tattoos hanging out?)
How sad is that? I mean, what are they teaching their children?
But don't worry. I wasn't a bitch about it. I simply stuck out my arm and turned around with a smile that didn't quite match my eyes and said, "We're actually in line here."
[Snort.]
Right behind the kiddie ride was a little side show, boasting a "1,000 lb HOG." It reminded me of scenes out of "Water for Elephants" and "The Five People You Meet in Heaven." Remember the Blue Man?
Einstein and Daredevil each forked over a buck to see it. They had to use their allowance - I wasn't going to hand over another dollar after admission and tickets. Never mind the food! (lol - I know - I'm cheap.)
But Daredevil was SO excited when he got out, annoying me with persistent nags to go see the hog. Never mind that I kept telling him I will *not* spend another dollar over there.
I'm already walking away, but the 7 year old won't quit.
"Mom. MOM! You HAVE to go see the pig! It's huge!"
I let out a loud sigh. "I know, hon. Your brother took a picture and showed it to me."
This shut him up for all of two seconds. Understanding flashed on his face and he gave me a wicked grin.
"Did you see his BALLS?!"
Ah, so that's what all the excitement was about. Good Lord, he practically shouted it out - I think we might've sent them more customers.
*shakes head with a smile*
But here - lemme save you the money:
Bam!
And, um, if you were looking to see some ta-ta's... sorry to disappoint. ;)
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