A Morning Fantasy

Hmph. Looks like Hubz got me back for the last one:

(Saturday morning, after breakfast)

"Alright," announces Hubz. "I'll be back - gonna go get some gas for the lawnmower."

"Hmnnhmmm," I tell him. And just for fun, I add: "Don't forget to wipe off her lipstick."

"Oh, don't worry," he says as he unzips his pants. "You won't be able to see it."

Muthaf-

I think the neighbors heard me roaring with laughter.


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