So what is there to do in Podunk on a hot, Friday night?
You go to the Family Swim Night.
The city charges $1.00/pp for a public swim session from 7:30pm-8:30pm every Friday in the summer. Afterwards, we picnic it in the grass while they bust out the LCD projector and - look! It's "Alvin and the Chipmunks" playing on the side of the building.
That's cheap entertainment, my friend.
Plus, I get a nice workout in by swimming laps. Thank goodness Einstein is such a good sport; he'll actually spend half of that hour swimming laps with me - well, racing me, I should say.
But 10 minutes before they blow the whistle, Hubz and the Cheeky Bandit decide to get out so they can rinse off and hit the bathrooms before it gets bumrushed. The lil' one is 3 - and he can only hold his pee for so long. I'm 33 and I have the same problem so I decide to get out as well.
Note to self: Use the ladder next time you want to get out of the pool.
My arms and legs felt like they were about to fall off - why the hell did I think I could pull myself out of the water?
I had a hard time earlier pulling myself out while I was facing the edge. I figured it might be easier if I faced away and just pulled my heiney out first.
Gawd damn - did I forget how big my heiney was? Is?
And did I forget to tell you how crowded the pool was? We're talking max capacity, with lifeguards posted on each side. 200+ people all around.
Yep. So I, uh, pushed myself up, turned around to face myself towards everyone in the pool with my back side to the wall - and pushed, and struggled, and... heaved myself outta there.
And in an instant I realized that the tankini I was wearing? The bottom half?
Had slipped off half of my ass.
Shit. Was it it with me and mooning everyone?
lol - by now I'm sitting on the edge of the pool so I just laughed, lied down, and pulled my swimsuit back up. Then in my embarrassment, I got up and ran to Hubz and said out loud, "You'll never guess what I just did!"
You go to the Family Swim Night.
The city charges $1.00/pp for a public swim session from 7:30pm-8:30pm every Friday in the summer. Afterwards, we picnic it in the grass while they bust out the LCD projector and - look! It's "Alvin and the Chipmunks" playing on the side of the building.
That's cheap entertainment, my friend.
Plus, I get a nice workout in by swimming laps. Thank goodness Einstein is such a good sport; he'll actually spend half of that hour swimming laps with me - well, racing me, I should say.
But 10 minutes before they blow the whistle, Hubz and the Cheeky Bandit decide to get out so they can rinse off and hit the bathrooms before it gets bumrushed. The lil' one is 3 - and he can only hold his pee for so long. I'm 33 and I have the same problem so I decide to get out as well.
Note to self: Use the ladder next time you want to get out of the pool.
My arms and legs felt like they were about to fall off - why the hell did I think I could pull myself out of the water?
I had a hard time earlier pulling myself out while I was facing the edge. I figured it might be easier if I faced away and just pulled my heiney out first.
Gawd damn - did I forget how big my heiney was? Is?
And did I forget to tell you how crowded the pool was? We're talking max capacity, with lifeguards posted on each side. 200+ people all around.
Yep. So I, uh, pushed myself up, turned around to face myself towards everyone in the pool with my back side to the wall - and pushed, and struggled, and... heaved myself outta there.
And in an instant I realized that the tankini I was wearing? The bottom half?
Had slipped off half of my ass.
Shit. Was it it with me and mooning everyone?
lol - by now I'm sitting on the edge of the pool so I just laughed, lied down, and pulled my swimsuit back up. Then in my embarrassment, I got up and ran to Hubz and said out loud, "You'll never guess what I just did!"
Have you ever had the pleasure of unintentionally, uh, "baring it all?"
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