The Finger

This is what my 13-year old bought at the school book fair:


The shit that entertains this kid's mind never ceases to amaze me.

But this little thingamabob turned out to be a hit with his brothers as well. On the way home from Open House, Bandit starts trippin' and is crying over something.

On the phone and impatient to keep him quiet, I hollered to my helper:

>>"Wizard! Where's the finger? GIVE HIM THE FINGER!"

>>To which he gladly responds, "Sure. I'll give him the finger."

It must've been that wicked smile on his face - we just started bustin' up. Hell - it's nothin' new. Wizard likes to be a smartass sometimes, and I just flip him the bird.

And we just start laughing our asses off... Especially if I forget myself and do it at Costco.


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