Rachel worked at the Jolly Lolly back then, and was closing up shop. The doors were already locked - I was just outside one door, and some other people waiting at the door on the other side. She lets me in first, and now I can see that some BIG Mutha is outside the other door. Rachel goes on over to open the door for him. NO IDEA who he was.
"Rae! WTF?!"
She "shushes me" and proceeds to unlock it. Acting a little - strange, tentative.
But BIG Mutha had stepped aside, and in walks some weirdo with a satin red mask on his face, holding on to his arm candy.
OMG - Michael Jackson needed a sugar fix.
It took me a half second to realize that MICHAEL JACKSON and PRISCILLA PRESLEY were right in front of me, browsing through the candy jars.
So what did we do? We did our jobs - squealed - as quietly as we could - like the high school girls we were. But this b*tch, Rachel, kinda lost it when they were ready to pay.
It'd be neat if I could remember what they bought, but mostly I remember BIG Mutha bustin' out the cash to pay for the candy, and all of a sudden, this high pitched shriek coming out of nowhere.
Rachel: "Aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"
Somehow, she had lowered herself to the floor and a giggle escaped from her as she stood up with a smile and said, "Oh sorry. I just had to get that out." Classic.
That was all we needed - it broke the ice, we got his autograph (now WHY didn't we ask for Priscilla's???) and we were high for a month. I'm still trippin' that she made Michael Jackson WAIT instead of me - lol!!
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