Roll Call

Just after dinner, I left Wizard in the kitchen to clean up as I headed back to the office. He saw the bowl of apple wedges I cut up earlier for the Little Shit and asked, "Mom - do you want these apples?"

"No thanks," I hollered back. "Those were Wizard's. I mean Numbnuts'. I MEAN LITTLE SHIT'S! Dangit!"

Numbnuts, who was quietly playing Disney games on the home computer desk simply suggested, "Why didn't you just name one of us Chuck?"

If only I were as smart.


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