The Crew

MammaDawg at 9:21 PM

MAMMADAWG
This bitch. Yes, me. I know how to bring it professionally, and I'm damn good at my WAHM job. I'm friends with anyone unless you give me a reason otherwise, and in conflict, the diplomat comes out first. But the real truth is, this is how I bring it. This is me. And I'm done trying to fit in with the other moms.

SKINNY ASS
Balled and chained in '98, he's my opposite (talk about the tall & short of it) and we like to balance each other out. We found the perfect hat for him at Disneyland: "Grumpy" lol - I love the mutha. Most days.
AKA The Hubz

EINSTEIN
OMG - we're talking about a 14 year-old who can easily score an A+ average in school and solve the Rubik's in 2 minutes, but will probably forget to flush the friggin' toilet after taking a dump. lol - for real, tho? He's an amazing help at home and with his brothers.
AKA The Sidetracked Wizard

NUMBNUTS
My highly impressionable 7 year-old who wishes he was tall enough to ride the roller coasters that I'm intimated by. And he loves to push my buttons. "Mom, should I pick the green or orange shirt?" And if I want him to pick orange, I simply tell him, "Green, sweetheart."
AKA The Spirited Daredevil

LITTLE SHIT
If it's missing, just ask the littlest monster who has his cheeks peeking out from pull-ups. lol - but at 3 years old, he doesn't mind giving Mommy kisses, lets me bite on his toes, and hides his smile when he's feeling shy. Don't let his nickname fool ya, he's the biggest shit of them all.
AKA The Cheeky Bandit